MEMORY HOOKS
7 Second Marketing
Here are some funny Memory Hooks which appeared in a recent issue of Readers Digest:
On a Septic Tank Truck sign:
"We're #1 in the #2 business."
Sign over a gynecologist's office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
At a proctologist's door:
"To expedite your visit, please back in."
On a plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."
On a plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
At a tire shop in Milwaukee:
"Invite us to your next blowout."
On a plastic surgeon's office door:
"Hello. Can we pick your nose?"
At a towing company:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
On an electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."
On a maternity room door:
"Push. Push. Push."
At an optometrist's office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
In a podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."
At a car dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
Outside a muffler shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
In a veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
At the electric company:
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don't, you will be."
In the front yard of a funeral home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."
At a propane filling station
"Tank heaven for little grills."
And don't forget the sign at a Chicago radiator shop:
"Best place in town to take a leak."
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| Name: | Lynda Morton
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| Chapter: | South Portland, ME
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| Hook: | We care for the people you care about.
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| Profession: | Comfort Keepers - Non-medical in-home care for the elderly, new
Mothers, and others who need assistance with daily activities
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| Name: | Annie Arens-Walker
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| Chapter: | Bloomington Chapter One Bloomington, IN
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| Hook: | Apparel that takes the wrinkles out of your life!
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| Profession: | Independent Fashion Coordinator, Weekenders USA
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| Name: | Forrest E. Pettengill
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| Chapter: | Bedford, NH
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| Hook: | "Let me help you cover you ASS-ets".
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| Profession: | Financial Planner
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| Name: | Jerome Schooler
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| Chapter: | Godalming, Surrey, England
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| Hook: | "The Yank With A Tank!"
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| Profession: | Proprietor of Lurgashall Winery
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| Name: | Peter Hamlett
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| Chapter: | Vista, Columbia, SC
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| Hook: | You'll need a prophet to make a profit online!
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| Profession: | Authority Channel, Web Site Design and Marketing,
http://www.authoritychannel.com
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